Paloma messages me "I went home with a man last night who had a micro penis, it was like rubbing a nipple".
I reply that "i think i've met my favourite dick ever, the best i've come across and that i'm leaving Tokyo tomorrow and said dick. Could she offer her condolences as i'm 25 and i've peaked. I've reached peak dick and it's all down here from here".
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